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Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

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Hope your Special Day, Brings you all that your Heart Desires, Here�s wishing you a day Full of Pleasant Surprises! Happy birthday! My Friend! Your Birthday is Important for me, Because it gives me one year of being with you, Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Dear Friend..! I sending you SMILES, For Every Moment of your Special Day, Have a Wonderful Time and a Very Happy Birthday my Best Friend.! Best of Best Friends are hard to find, But I am glad I have mine, Happy Birthday to you my Friend, Stay Blessed and Happy this Day! Happy birthday my Friend, You are an Amazing Friend, With a Good Heart, May God pour his Love and Warmth on you, In all Walks of Life.! Thinking of you and the good times we spent...! Make me Smile, Happy Birthday to a Friend, Who's always close to my Heart�! May your Special Day... Surrounded with Happiness, Filled with Laughter, Wrapped with Pressure, Brightened with Fun, Blessed with Love, Remembered with Joy, And Enriched with Hopes, Happy Birthday My Frie

Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes

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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Doctor: What salary do you expect? Nurse: 10,000 ?. Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000 ?. Lady to the doctor over the phone, �Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribes me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can�t get into it.� Doctor: �Just comes over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.� Lady: �Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of Car.� HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? DOCTOR: When the kids are in college . . .! Doctor: Please take your seat sir. What is your problem?? Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate? Doctor: Why? Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get a "Doctor Certificate". Doctor: You should take at least 10 Glasses o

Good Morning Quotes in ??????

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Good Night Quotes in ????? with Images

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Funny English Jokes

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Boy: Where are you going now? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why so much Make-up? Girl: You Idiot... Tomorrow My Photo will come in Newspaper..! An Old man had 8 hairs on his head. He went to a Barber shop. Barber anger and asked: Shall I cut or count? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!" LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you. Boy: I checked yesterday that I don't have any iron in my body Girl: How did you check? Boy: I checked with a Magnet, it was not sticking to me..! Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do you have a House...? Boy No. Girl: Do you have a BMW Car..? Boy: No. Girl: How much is Your Salary? Boy: No Salary, But.. Girl: No But... You have Nothing. How can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking to Himself) I have one Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari's, 3 Porches� Why would I need to have a BMW? How could i get a Salary When I'm the Boss! & The Girl Lost her Chance. The Teacher asked for sentence using the Word "beans". Girl: "M

Funny Jokes in Hindi

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