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Thoughts on Life Images

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"When you rehearse success in your mind, you experience success in your life." ~ Unknown Author ~ �Life is being on the wire, everything else is just waiting.� ~ Karl Wallenda ~ "Thinking should become your capital asset, no matter whatever ups and downs you come across in your life." ~ A.P.J. Abdul Kalam ~ �Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.� ~ Dennis P. Kimbro ~ �I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.� ~ Dudley Field Malone ~ �When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.� ~ Erma Bombeck ~ �The biggest failure you can have in life is making the mistake of never trying at all.� ~ Unknown Author ~ �Life is about making an impact, not making an income.� ~ Kevin Kruse ~ �Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.� ~ Joshua J. Marine ~ "To live a cr

Funny Bank Jokes Photos

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Wife called her husband, Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and, 10,000 Rupees to buy a dress, Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook? A Banta bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues; The bank took away his car. Funny Banta: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also! A Banta was withdrawing money from ATM. The Sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first Banta replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. It�s 1258." A lady was newly appointed as a clerk in a bank. The manager of that branch was fond of Literature and books. He asked the clerk, �Do you know William Shakespeare?" The clerk replied, �No. In which branch is he working?" After that the manager only asks her about cheques and drafts. Motu los

I Love you Shayari in Hindi

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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda, Raat guzri to utar jayegi, Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam, Umar saari nashe mein guzar jayegi ! Karte nahi izhar, phir kyun karte ho tum pyar? nazron se bate bahut hui, ab lab se karo ikrar�! Yuhin hi sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo, Kese bhi khwaabon me aya jaya karo, Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye, Bas hame yaad kar ke ruth jaya karo ! Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai, Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai, Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi�. samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya karte Hai�.! Sabne kaha ishq dard hai, Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai, Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge, Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai. ! Raat hogi to chand duhai dega, Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega, Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna, Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega ! Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai, Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hai, rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar ke liye, par log use barsat samajh lete ha

Girl Boy Whatsapp Jokes

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Girl : ??????? ??? ????? Boy:- Six Gun. Girl : ?? ???? ??..? Boy:- ??? Girl:- ??? ???? ???? ??????? Boy:- ?????? Girl:- Cow Dance ?? ???. Boy:- ?? ?? ???? ??!!! Girl:- ???????? ? ???. Boy :- ???? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???????.. Girl :- Banana. Boy: ?? ???? ????? Girl: ??? ??! Girl :- ?? ??? ?? ???????? ???..! Boy :- Alone. Girl :- ???? ? Boy :- Akela..! Boy:- ?????? ???? ???? ?? ???? ?? ??????...? ?? ???? ????? ??? Girl:- Kiss. Boy:- ?? ???? ??..? Girl:- Papi. Boy :- ???? ?? ????? ?? ???? ?????? Girl:- Mango. Boy :- ?? ?? ???? ??..? Girl:- mango. Boy :- ???? ?? ??? ??? ??? ???? ?? ??? ??? ?? ?????..! Girl :- Cap. Boy :- ?? ??????? Girl :- ?? ?? �! Girl :- 1234... Boy :- Gun Leaves Key Two Hands Car Girl :- ?? ?? ???? ??!!! Boy :- ?? ??? ?? ?? ?? ???! Boy :- ???? ?? ??? ??? ?????? ?? ?? ? Girl :- Elephant. Boy :- ?? ???? ????? Girl:- ?? ??..! Boy :- ???? ????? ???? ?? ???? ?? ? Girl :- Hammer. Boy :- ?? ?? ???? ??? Girl :- ?? ????..! Boy:- ??????? ???

Ganesh Chaturthi Wishes Messages

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May Lord Ganesha bestow you with eternal bliss, peace and contentment! A very happy and blessed Ganesh Chaturthi to you and your family! Hoping that this Ganesh Chatruthi will be, The start of year that brings the happiness, That lord Ganesh fills your home with, Prosperity & fortune, Best wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi ! I wish you HAPPY GANESH PUJA and pray to God, For your prosperous life, May you find all the love of life, May your all dreams come true. HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI !!! Lord Ganesha is our mentor and protector, May He enrich your life, By always giving you great beginnings and, Removing obstacles from your life! Greetings on Happy Ganesh Chaturthi! Bhakti Ganapati, Shakti Ganapati, Riddhi Ganapati, Siddhi Ganapati, Lakshmi Ganapati, Maha Ganapati, May this Ganesh Chaturthi brings you Bhakti, Shakti, Riddhi, Siddhi, Laskhmi and Maha Samriddhi! May Lord Ganesha Bless You With Worldly, Bounties And Keep You And, Your Family Protected From, Obstacles At All Times ! Happy Gane

Ganesh ChaturthiSMS in English

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Harida - Golden colored Alampata - Infinite Lord Ganapati - Lord of all Gods Siddhidata - Giver of Success Eshanputra - Son of Lord Shiva Nideeshwaram - Bestower of Treasures & Riches Avighna - Remover of all difficulties & obstacles May Lord Ganesha in all His incarnations shower His finest blessings on you! Happy Ganesh Chaturthi! Wishing you: Happiness as big as Ganesha's appetite; Life is long as His trunk; Troubles as small as His mouse; And moments as sweet as His Laddus. Warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi! May Ganesh ji bless you with wealth, Happiness & success� Forever� ��.()(.=.)() ��<>�) )�<> ��.(,,)� �(,,,) Ganpati Bappa Morya.. :-) Happy Ganesh Chaturthi..!! May Lord Ganesha shower, Abundant good luck on you, And may He always bestow, You with His blessings! Happy Ganesh Chaturthi! God comes to this world, In many forms and blesses, Us in different disguises. Celebrate God�s benevolence, Bestowed on mortals like us, Through Lord Ganesha! Happy Gane