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Boy: Where are you going now? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why so much Make-up? Girl: You Idiot... Tomorrow My Photo will come in Newspaper..! An Old man had 8 hairs on his head. He went to a Barber shop. Barber anger and asked: Shall I cut or count? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!" LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you. Boy: I checked yesterday that I don't have any iron in my body Girl: How did you check? Boy: I checked with a Magnet, it was not sticking to me..! Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do you have a House...? Boy No. Girl: Do you have a BMW Car..? Boy: No. Girl: How much is Your Salary? Boy: No Salary, But.. Girl: No But... You have Nothing. How can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking to Himself) I have one Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari's, 3 Porches� Why would I need to have a BMW? How could i get a Salary When I'm the Boss! & The Girl Lost her Chance. The Teacher asked for sentence using the Word "beans". Girl: "M...

Wife called her husband, Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and, 10,000 Rupees to buy a dress, Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook? A Banta bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues; The bank took away his car. Funny Banta: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also! A Banta was withdrawing money from ATM. The Sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first Banta replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. It�s 1258." A lady was newly appointed as a clerk in a bank. The manager of that branch was fond of Literature and books. He asked the clerk, �Do you know William Shakespeare?" The clerk replied, �No. In which branch is he working?" After that the manager only asks her about cheques and drafts. Motu los...